Lately, harsh criticism of college athletics has suggested that the NCAA face facts about the modern Division-1 athlete (and coaches) and implement a major in professional sports. We at Bonehead State University heard them loud and clear. That’s why we have established the nations first Masters in Professional Athletics (MPA); a one-year boot camp for avoiding PR blunders, concerning character issues and sweeping program dooming scandals under the rug.
To enroll in our MPA program, please fill out the application below using the colored pencil provided. Then return the form as soon as possible with two forms of photo identification, as we have had a recent problem in identity fraud when testing.