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We got the living shit beat out of us by a school that spells out their full location on their helmets. That pretty much fucking covers it.
Anything more specific?
Pretty much every fucking Pop Warner coach in America could figure this game tape out: we’re getting manhandled on the lines, and on offense that means any running back whose balls have dropped can slice the shit out of us. Dunbar is a kid with plenty of talent and could probably do pretty well in the B1G, but it’s not like he had to make a whole lot of moves to get those extra yards. Then having that QB take 8 to 10 yards out of us at a time with the draw now and then was like having some dude’s drunk girlfriend come in for the bonus kick in our gut. Again, Ekeler & Mallory will have to explain to me pretty much all Sunday and Monday why we’re not keeping an extra LB in the box…..
Any upsides from this game?
Well, we’ve proven we can successfully get over 100 people on a plane, including more than a few random slapdicks, plus a couple of truckloads of shit, fly them someplace and line up eleven players on the field at the designated time. Other than that, not sure there’s a fucking thing I can point at as a positive.
With Dusty Kiel coming in late in the game and having some success, has the QB competition been re-opened?
The QB competition never closed. Honestly, if one of the miscellaneous Replogles can up and asked to take some snaps this week, I’d have Coach Smith work him in the rotation. As is, Edward has been consistently best in practice — there are no fucking smoke & mirrors here people. That’s why he starts. I’m not going to discount the results we saw out of Dusty in the second half. On tape, I guarantee you that he doesn’t grade out that great either, but points don’t lie. If he can carry that over on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday we might just see more of him on Saturday.
Any more details on the injury to Demarlo Belcher and why he couldn’t make the trip?
Training staff tells me that it was a serious but short term leg shaving accident — We’ll see him in pads at practice on Tuesday.
Reports have it that Darius Willis was seen in a cameo role at a minor league professional wrestling show in Indianapolis on Saturday night — care to comment?
Again, I rather talk about the cats who actually played this game, but we also have a responsibility to all the kids in the program — with his Darius may never play a down of football again, and if he wants to put a tape together to try and bust in that line of work, I’m happy to pass it on to my good friend and former Oklahoma neighbor Jim Ross from the WWE — Just means another kickback paid in BBQ sauce and mustard to me.
Any reaction to tweets reporting that most of the TVs at Sports were turned to the UFC event before the end of the game?
This is the sort of thing I should be pissed off about, but it’s pretty far fucking down on my shit list right now. Honestly, I bet the kids at Sports saw a lot better hitting from those greased up bohunks then they saw after watching the first half of our game. Right now, we’re fighting to earn the respect of our fans and we’ve got a fuck of a long way to go.
We understand that Kevin Bush has left the team — anything in particular?
In all seriousness, Kevin just felt he no longer had the drive for the game that he once had when he came into the program. Kevin Bush is a man who walked the hard miles to earn his right to pursue any path he chooses in life, and right now that’s not football. We thank him for his time with us and especially for his service to our country. It was an honor for me and the young men on this team to be able to work and play with a man like Kevin.
(FCW believes that he speaks for all Hoosiers fans in expressing his thanks and gratitude to Kevin Bush and wishing him the best in all future endeavors)
Any #helmetstickers for the week?
Only for those Hoosiers who turned out in pretty respectable numbers in the shithole that is Denton, Texas. Thanks for coming out — if we’re ever down that way again, it better fucking be at the Cotton Bowl….
Alright? Everybodycool? Got to get to the CVS for a new bottle of Gold Bond….